To all my lamposts out there, neva give up

I haven't posted in a while so i thought i'd post instead. This mac keyboard winds me up so if you get the occasional wrong charact£Q$%£r here and there i do ap
ologise. Also the return key is a funny shape.

Tried to go round to chris's on Monday as his parents are away but Jess couldn't get there and Chris was too tight about going and picking her up, and i think I must have felt far too awkward about going round there on my own especially after i boasted about my new bondage starter kit and iron maiden.

Then Jess and I tried again last night to no avail since i dogged us again for some reason or other. i think I think that i don't love us anymore, but i reassure Myself that that isn't the case, and that i just have a lot of work and my spare nights tend to get used up by other stuff!

Sometimes i wish all the lampposts in the world would unite and cleanse the world of sorrow. And if all the lampposts shone light into our hearts we would have a happier tomorrow.

Figure that one out. i'm off to buy a new mailbox because some tossers nicked mine while i was away.

This doesn't count.

Sometimes I wish I could do those poignant one-liners other people post.

Can't go to sleep. Morning brings... pain.

If you're like me, and I know you are (deep down, in your heart of hearts/robot CPU), you will enjoy this:

http://www.livejournal.com/stats/latest.bml

Probably the best invention ever, it lets you scan through all the latest entries on the livejournal ultra-database. Instantly judging the worth of hundreds of journals with a quick skim as you scroll past!

Scary and amazing.

Anyway it made me feel a little bit bloggy myself. I got stung by a meme on my way through. It seems inventive enough so I hope ya'll ctrl-c it yourselves.

The phone quiz:
Grab your mobile & let's go!

01. What is the phone maker?
Nokia.

02. What's the last 4 digits of your mobile number?:
I think you mean "what are". But "what is" could be acceptible. I just don't know. Anyway, shut up: I'm not telling you.

03. What does the 2nd message in your inbox say?
"Hey Tom, how r u? Do u wanna lift to uni tomorrow at" etc etc

04. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?:
Maddie!

05. Who's the last person you rang?
Home apparently.

06. Who was your last missed call from?
Home again! That's boring.

07. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?:
Daniel W!

08. What does the last message in your inbox say?:
I assume you mean oldest? Well I don't mind disclosing that one: "Seven at Maddie's. Ate at home. Nine food at Maddie's. Ten marks our roam." Chris sure has his moments.

09. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?:
James B!

10. Go to your Sent Items - what does the 5th message say?:
"That'd be great. I hope you had fun in the hols, I look forward to hearing about it!"

11. Who's the 4th person who comes up under S?:
Sensis. I dont even really know how that service works.

12. What does ur Banner say?
By banner I guess you mean "Welcome Note". It says "The answer is not here. So please return to Tom."

13. How many messages are currently in your inbox?:
There's 48. I like to keep messages. It's almost full. Time to wipe a whole bunch more. Sucks a bit.

14. What do you have as your background?
A mailbox shaped like a camera.

15. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under R?:
Richard!

16. Who do you have on speed dial 3?
Speed-dial? What the crap.

17. If you're on Pay as you Go, how much credit do you have?
I am! Something like 10 dollars. I would call up and check for you, but that costs me 5c.

18. Who's the first person who comes up under C?:
Carl!

19. How many bars of signal do you have?
Full or 7 or dark blue. However you want to look at it.

20. What do you have as your main ringtone?
The Nokia ringtone. LAME I know. But what can you do.


Aaaanyway. I saw a bunch of movies and did a bunch of things in the holidays etc. Now watch some pirate rap.