Entree

Ha ha ha. Yeeeeeah. Been a bit busy, ya see.

Just letting you know I am alive and well and there are real updates to come! Soon!

Meantime- the meme that Jess, Greg and I built:

1. Pineapple (T/F)?
   Well, you're really asking 2 questions there, but True to both.
   
2. Your opinion on emos?
   I judge that on an emo by emo basis.
   
3. And the word "emos"?
   Suitably degrading yet strange enough to confound the elderly.
   
4. How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
   Two. One to change it, one to contemplate bleeding from bulb shards.
   
5. Why are we picking on emos?
   Style of the day.
   
6. Favourite Magic card (if you don't like Magic, make something up)?
   Giant Tortoise
   
7. Favorite US county and why?
   Mordor. That's one, right?
   
8. If you were to design a new emoticon, what would it be?
   Sad face. Really sad face. A little ASCII visage of such despair, upon seeing it you will never be the same again.
   
9. If you were to design an internet quiz, what would your next question be?
   "Which way to the restroom, sir or madam?"
   
10. Wordy, word?
    You make a good point.
    
11. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
    It's not over yet, my friend!
    
12. Who do you think will do this quiz?
    The brave or the stupid.
    
13. Are you a start menu at the top or start menu at the bottom type of person?
    It has to be at the bottom. Things start at the bottom. It's the natural order.
    
14. What is you favorite Trap door character?
    The best damn talking skull there is, Boni. (Correct spelling according to the internets). Hamlet might not have gone on that insane rampage if he had this guy around instead.
    
15. So what music player do you use?
    FooBar! It's so nifty. Hamlet might not have gone on that insane rampage if he had this player for his Dido instead.
    
16. Yes?
    Unquestionably.
    
17. At what point of the nursery rhyme "Over the Hills and Far Away" (the one about ducks) do you get fed up?
    After about 3 ducks.
    
18. Who do you think wrote this question?
    I know who wrote this question! I can't tell you! That would undermine the integrity of this very professional meme we have here.
    
19. Provide a paragraph describing the ugliest thing you can see.
    That would be the newspaper that I've left open on my desk. It's a story I have no interest in reading about an author who uses his next book to defame his exwife or some malarchy. As if the text wasn't ugly enough, the big close up on his face ain't gonna win any photography awards.
    
20. What time is it according to the clock that is least accurate in your current location?
    1.18am
    
21. What other websites do you have open (do not censor)? If you don't have any others open, what was the last site you visited?
    Yahoo, deviantArt, SEEK, "Boni Trapdoor - Google Image Search", WotC Forum, Hotmail.
    
22. Vegemite or Monkey Paste?
    Vegemite. It tastes great. Well, no, that's a lie. But I like eating it anyway.
    
23. Boom or Bust?
    BOOOOOM!
    
24. Stop or Reset?
    Stop. Right now. Thankyouverymuch.
    
25. Inclusive or Exclusive?
    Exclusive.
    
26. Bicubic Interpolation or Cygwin Ports?
    The first one.
    
27. Can you believe its not butter?
    Yes! And I have the bicubic interpolations to prove it.
    
28. Are you trapped?
    Sometimes.
    
29. Do you need assistance?
    Often.
    
30. Google or Yahoooooooo!?
    Constantly.
    
31. Who is your favourite Teen Girl (of the Teen Girl Squad)?
    Whats-her-face.
    
32. Did you just Google the last question? Coz I think you did.
    You were wrong. You're losing your touch!